A Jaguar Poem

They came from the Tatshenshini, the Mighty Yukon, Up Elk Creek and Leeds.

Those Jaguars headed to Merida with the news Mounted on four iron steeds.

They had an early morning crossing at Del Rio And scorched in the noonday sun As they traced mechanical problems To make that Kawasaki run

The No-tell Motel in Monterrey

Was the only place the Jaguars had to stay But tamales by the dozen Were only a few steps away.

The folks back home heard they hit Tampico And they all gave a toast But those Jaguars quickly turned south As their minds raced along the coast.